Why We Is

We dun did sum BAD things, cousin. Ok, warnt THAT bad. I Forest went streakin down ta the walmart, and mooned some grannies down ta the baptist church. Ol Cooter, he tol that judge ta kiss his ass! Now we’s doin communtity sarvice here in second life, on display in a trailer home. Whoooooo wheeee. This thang’s like a MANSION! It’s got a pool n evarythang.

Come on down an git yurself some raccoon tamales from our new friend Pepe!